Baby classes are funny. Baby classes in Utah are arguably funnier.
Aside from the clueless 18 year old Mormon first-time parents, who are always entertaining, we had a true class clown in our breastfeeding class on Thursday who definitely shared my sense of humor.
He asked: "Can you tell us about drinking alcohol while breastfeeding?"
The instructor said: "Oh, it's perfectly fine. Just try to give yourself two hours per drink before breastfeeding again."
He then said: "Ok, great. Because she is a drunk!" (pointing to his wife).
She shook her head and buried it in her hands in embarrassment. He would definitely fit in with our group of friends, but we typically only deride the guys in our posse. I'm just not mean (read: brave) enough to pull that type of humor on Kelly.
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Did she teach you about "pump and dump?"
ReplyDeleteShe did talk about "pump and dump". She was more interested in selling all of her miscellaneous breastfeeding paraphernalia out of the back of her car than giving us a good class, though.
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