While "Lil' Bit" is still the most used nickname for Audrey, there are two others that we use fairly frequently: Smiley Myrus and Gaseous Clay. And of course, this modified scene is what now plays in our head:
"Sugar Ray Robinson's the greatest farter that ever lived."
"What about Joe Louis? - 'The Brown Bomber'."
"That was a great farter. - You're darn tootin'."
"I suppose nobody in here's ever heard of Gaseous Clay?"
"He's got a point. Gaseous Clay was a baaad farter."
"I ain't saying Gaseous Clay ain't bad. I stopped liking her when she changed her name to Audrey Elisabeth."
"Wait a second, wait a second. A girl has the right to change her name to whatever she wants to change it to. And if a girl wants to be called Audrey Elisabeth, you should respect her wishes and call the girl Audrey Elisabeth."
"Her momma call her Gaseous. I'm going to call her Gaseous."
Coming to America, perhaps? Nice work.
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